Sawana

*perbualan telephone antara mek and s****

Mek: Heloow uolsss... busy kerrrr??....

S: Biasa jer.... naper uolsss..... tak balik lagi kerrr??.. ader plan kerrr??....

mek: ermm.. sebenarnye, weolss telefon nih ader hajat uolsss..... mek sebenarnye, tetiba dapat idea.. mek rasa cam nak gi sawana jer uolsss.. nak teman mek tak??.... mek rindew plak ala2 rileks2 dalam try steam room dan bilik gelap sawana itewww .... lagipun rasa macam sakit2 badan ler uolsss...stress ler uolsss *alasan pelbagai*... heh...heh.....

s: BAIKLAH!!!.. aku memang dok ajak hang dah lama dah kan... baru dapat hidayah ker nyehhh??.... yang penting mek akan segera diri muncul diofis ko nyehhh.... nantikan.....
*terus letak telefon*

mek: erkkkkkkk *gigihnyerrrrr!!!*

So, kawan mek tuh pun munculler diofis and bertolaklah weolss untuk mencari sawana yang hanya dua tiga tapak dari ofis mek...

To tell uolss the truth, this will be only the second time yang iolss pergi ke sawana.. last time was years ago .. itewpun kerana nak menemankan kawan mek Avang Swiss itew yang gigih nak ke sawana kekdahnyer... . and i didnt like it sangat pun... not "my cup of tea" kekdahnya... but nevertheless, that experience has opened my eyes and all my senses in finding out kenapalah orang gigih sangat ke sawana itewwww..... Last time that i went, the place was a bit scary.... it was dark.. humid.... damp.. with lots of abang2 yang macam nak makan orang.... ahaks...

I knew that around my place, memang very the fofuler dengan sawana2 kekdahnya... so, mek pun ala2 mentawaf dua tige round untuk mencari yang sesuai.. nak harapkan kawan sendiri tuh, NON ADO tawwww sawana2 di Malaysia ini kekdahnya.......

So, after futher contemplating.. and reviewing, we decided to go the the sawana with the bright ORANGE facade *nama dirahasiakan*... apparently, its quite popular among saunagoers..... the place was even mentioned in the net and therefore quite a number of foreigners do frequent there... mek suker ala2 international lite-lite githoo kann.......

So, we went in.... the fee is considerably cheap.. just 20 hinggit jerrr.. we were given 2 towels each and locker for safe keeping our stuffs.......

While we were changing, sempat gaklah mencuci mata kat locker room tersebut.. heh..heh.. ada dua org mat salleh kendo yang amat menjanjikan... heh..heh.. nuthing much on the first floor.. only the changing room and soon to be cafe.... lepas ikat towel ketat2, weols pun panjat tangga naik ke tingkat 2..

disebabkan its Monday, so, tempat itew tidaklah crowded yaamats... mek tgk ader lah beberapa orang Chee Cheong Fun *cino kekdahnya*.. yang memang mek taste *matila konfesi taste kulupans* heh..heh.... Di tingkat dua itew ada sauna room.. steam room... t.v room... air-cond room.... and mini library with books and magazines...*saper nak baca tatauler*... the place is quite interesting.. several private nooks and crannies to rendezous....ataupun untuk sesi chit-chat Azwan Ali, gedik santai.. mahupun Kwek Mambo kak nita... *whopssss*... its very dry and clean place.... further back, theres several shower stalls and spiral staircase to the rooftop..

Mek pun panjatler tangga kecil itew which barely fits me.. sesampai diatas, mek tgk ala2 konsep hutan hujan tropika githoo... very beautiful... the centre piece is the whirlpool jacuzzi.... "mek tak brani masuk. kene vogel kekdahnya*... ahaks... and ada ala2 ada place for massage.. open air diteduhi pepohon rendangssss... siap ader rainforest shower lagi dicelahan rimba2 itewww... kelastttt..... mek suker..... !!

Anyway, im definitely not goin anyfuther on my story of what happens inside.. cuma yang mek nak kabor disiniew ialah, i had fun!!... *matilah takder sinopsis terlampau*...

So, after several hours of hot and steamy session *no pun intended..heh..heh..*, weolss had shower and bersiap2 nak balik.... dibilik locker itew, ketika mek sorang2, abang yang jaga kaunter depan itew pun datangler kat mek ala2 memperkenalkan diri sambil bertanya "how's it goin?"... mek pun ala2 sembang lite2 ngan dia... tetapi yang mek musykil sangat tuh, sesambil sembang.. sesambil mek fakai baju.. sesambil mek in my underwear, sesambil tuh lah matanya tek lepas2 dari menonton kedaraan mek itewww....... gundah-gulana ala2 konfius kejapst mek kat sitewww..... nasib baik kewan mek segera muncul.. lantas dia pun melepaskan pandangan rogolnya itew dari mekkkkk....... taste mek ker uolssss???... boleh jerrrrrrrrr *matilah pelachur*

So, guys, whoever yang ala2 teringin nak pergi sawana itew, bolehlah ajak mek sekali lain kali naaaa.... *motif tetiba addicted!!* ahaks.........